yes Grandma, I love him
yes Grandma, i'd rather be with him than with you
and yes Grandma, we fuck!
and there's nothing you can do about it
so shut the fuck up!
(i would never talk to my Grandma this way but i swear i want to just one good time then i'd be satisfied. she just pisses me off on a regular basis. like i really just wish she'd shut the fuck up with her bitchin & beatin around the fuckin bush & just ask me what she thinks she already knows. DAMN!)